Just when you thought that Britney's spat with her mother coudn't get any sadder, Britney goes and throws bad poetry into the mix. Bad poetry about bad mothers, for bad mothers, by bad mothers.

Britney has, according to an MSNBC report, written and delivered a poem entitled "Dear Mama" to her not-so-dear mama. In it, apparently, she laments that she "doesn't have a mother anymore and that she can't imagine any mother doing what she did to her child."

You'll be forgiven if you get confused by the pronouns there. Which bad mother did what to which child? Britney, apparently, has no moral qualms about leaving her babies with nannies while she cruises LA without her panties, but her mother speaking to the media? Eeeeevil.

Two words, Brit-brit: Self. Reflectivity. Get some.