Chris Angel, Mindfreak, looking here like the lovechild of Paul Stanley and Junebug, is pretty much an all around freak. Nobody knew the guy was married until he started bragging to the world that he was performing some tricks with Cameron Diaz, which is the only point I'll give him.
His wife, Joanne Sarantokos, has magically appeared and wants a divorce. The divorce papers suggest that Cameron Diaz may be a homewrecker. I'm guessing that this marriage was over long before she showed up, I mean she's no Denise Richards. The NY Post is also reporting that Sarantokos is claiming to be pregnant. Cue the Tom Brady jokes. Looks like the next thing to disappear is going to be Angel's money, and lots of it, oh, and hopefully Diaz, what the hell was she thinking?
