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Naomi Watts, You Don't Fool Me For a Minute

Posted by sweatpantsmom

Here's my theory: Naomi Watts had that baby months ago.  In fact, she/he's been weaned, potty trained and is currently enrolled in an overpriced pre-school somewhere in Los Angeles.  Naomi's wearing a fake belly, which comes in handy when stealing meat from Trader Joes. Not that I would know.

Watts and Liev Schreiber continue their little charade because it's a good way to get people to let you cut in line and all the front parking spots at the mall.

Not to mention numerous FameCrawler posts. 

 

[photo: CelebsAndBubs]

 


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Comments

 

steandric said:

Nonsense! No paparazzi cared about her before she was pregnant. Now they're stalking her everyday only because they can take pictures of her belly and sell them for money. These people are a**holes, so are you.

And I'm now challenging you. If she were to give birth to a baby by latest September this year, would you have the guts to publicly apologise here for your bullshit, and donate $1,000 to the UN for helping the HIV/AIDS cause? Naomi Watts is its ambassador. I would do the same if otherwise. Don't push your meanness too far  and be human.

July 10, 2007 7:24 AM
 

sweatpantsmom said:

Hey! I have a better idea! How about we both chip in $500 and buy you a sense of humor?

July 10, 2007 4:53 PM
 

steandric said:

what you have been writing is not humor. you're ill-speaking and insulting a person who is going through her pregnancy and will soon be a great mother of her baby. you've no shame and is despicable.

July 10, 2007 8:01 PM
 

sweatpantsmom said:

That should be, "...you've no shame and ARE despicable."

July 10, 2007 9:32 PM
 

Rachael Brownell (Redsy) said:

agree with spm... if you can't read this stuff with humor, why don't you just skip reading us at all

July 10, 2007 9:44 PM
 

BadKitty said:

Or "...you've no shame and ARE hilarious."

July 10, 2007 9:44 PM
 

sweatpantsmom said:

Actually I prefer "...you're shameless and despicable" because it gives me more ownership of the adjectives.

Although "...you're shameless and I despise you" would be even more to the point and I always like a strong verb.

July 10, 2007 9:57 PM
 

cbg said:

People, people.... look at Liev's shoes.  Didn't those Adidas slip-ons go out of style, like.... wait, they were never actually IN style.  Proof positive that money doesn't buy you taste.  ;-)

July 11, 2007 11:44 AM

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