Now that I have your attention, the real story: Pregnant, curvy, 40-year-old Salma Hayek took the number-one spot over Jessica Alba on a list of the Sexiest Celebs. According to a recent poll on which the list is based, Hayek beat out emaciated 20-something party-girls Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and the Olsen twins, who it turns out are Not So Hot afterall. There is a God.
We'll see if Hayek, who is expecting her first child with fiancé François-Henri Pinault, will wear the 'I Like Being On Top' t-shirt I'm sending out to her.
[photo: Mark J. Terrill / AP]
