Seriously.
Kevin Federline, seen here pouring some "juice" into the holy grail for douche bags, has got to be the biggest idiot to ever grace these pages. That's saying a lot.
Somehow K-Fed has managed to get a new girlfriend, and even more impressive, she's not pregnant yet.
Liz Hernandez, a pretty DJ that sounds like radio but looks like TV (wink, wink), is now the "lucky" lady in this Romeo's life. According to friends, K-Fed is always going on about how smart she is. No shit. He hasn't exactly been shagging his way through Mensa. My dog is smart too, but you don't see me taking it behind the middle school and trying to get it pregnant.
I'll give this a week. If she's not knocked-up by then, then his name ain't Federline.
