Fueling rumors that these two globe-trotting, baby-collecting actors will be getting hitched soon, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have reportedly drafted a pre-nup worth $220 million to ensure the future of their four children in case their marriage fails. That's a lot of jeans.
And because I can't think of anything else to say about these two, I'd like to play a little game called 'Alternate Titles For This Post!' You're encouraged to play, although no monetary prizes will be offered. You'll have to to go straight to Brangelina for that.
My Parents Got Divorced And All I Got Was This Lousy, Diamond-Studded T-Shirt
A Penny For Your Thoughts (Which Is All You'll Get If You Leave Me)
Should I Stay Or Should I Go (Broke)?
The Best Things In Life Are Free, Your Sorry Ass Will Cost Me Millions
