Hey! Look! Wayne Gretzky is out with his family! Well, most of it, anyway; the daughter doesn't seem to be with them. She's probably off somewhere thanking the gods that she got her looks from her mother. Unless they traded her in for that little guy in front; he's a cutie, for sure.

Anyhoo. YAWN. So Wayne Gretzky sometimes drags his ass away from the hockey rink, so what? Unless somebody's got a picture of him and Janet working the slots at the casino, I'm really not all that interested. Yeah, that statement probably counts as treason in some Canadian provinces, but that doesn't really bother me. I turned in my passport when they gave Pamela Anderson a star on Canada's Walk of Fame. Actually, that's a lie: I turned in my passport when Canada built its Walk Of Fame and gave Rich Little and Anne Murray the first stars. It's not just a utopia of maple syrup and canoe sex and universal health care up here, people. We can be downright embarassing.