Britney Spears, confident that her stellar parenting skills could cross species, has gotten a new dog. Specifically, a $3000 Yorkie, which took her 30 minutes to pick out. That's 29 minutes longer than she spends each day with her real live human children.
I'd love to give the girl a break, but this story wouldn't be so sad if Spears were at that pet shop picking out a dog with her kids. The only times I've seen her out with them is when she drags them along on one of her ten daily coffee runs.
We'll be seeing lots of pictures of her out and about, licking and cooing at her new puppy. Sons Sean and Preston will be at home with their nannies, keeping themselves busy making towers out of Starbucks cups and sugar packets.
[photo: Limelight]
