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Brooke Shields Chooses Satanism Over Scientology

Posted by Whit Honea

 

Brooke Shields was out rockin' the other night, flashing the sign of the devil and consuming booze.  Obviously the kindness of Tom Cruise has fallen on deaf ears.  She should really wear earplugs when attending concerts.

Joining her in this evening of debauchery were her husband, Chris, and daughters, Grier and Rowan.  Apparently they were off preparing the goat, or possibly getting some popcorn.


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Whit Honea is a writer in Los Angeles with two great boys and a wife way out of his league.

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