I don't care what Xtina says about Britney, the girl is a trainwreck. We can't stop watching her as she rolls headfirst in a downward spiral, and truth be told, she likes the attention. Asshat Hollywood has photos that suggest Spears actually hesitated to make sure the paparazzi would have a good view of her latest act of desperation. Of course, 'good view' is just a figure of speech, seeing as how there isn't a good view to be found in these pictures.
Someday, when the boys, Sean and Jayden, are older, hanging out with dad and watching TV, they'll see these pictures on some VH-1 special and they'll have questions. K-Fed will put down his crossword puzzle, or his book, something Norman Rockwellesque, and tell them the truth, boys, your momma was one crazy broad.
