Liam Spelling, spawn of Tori and whats-his-name, is, according to reports, the new baby paramour of Coco Arquette, daughter of Monica and Chandler Courtney Cox and David Arquette. I have to admit, when I first heard this, I was appalled: what is Monica Courtney doing within a hundred feet of an unrepentant husband thief given best friend Rachel's Jennifer's tragic experience with the breed? That's not how friends roll. That is, at least not on cable.
But it turns out that Tori and Courtney just crossed paths at the home of one of Courtney's neighbors, and were compelled to hang out while three-year-old Coco toddler-handled baby Liam. Okay, fine. Just so long as Courtney didn't, you know, talk to Tori or anything. That'd be too disappointing. I can understand her compromising her friend-integrity to hang out with Brad, cuz it's Brad and he's red-hot even having had his balls snatched away by Angelina. But lower-order Jezebels like Tori? They're to be avoided at all costs. Don't you forget that, Courtney.
