This rumor has been growing legs, and possibly wings, all over Gore's green internet. Apparently there is reasonable doubt, reasonable in a National Enquirer sort of way, that Joel Madden is NOT the father of Nicole Richie's baby bump.
It seems the pristine Miss Nicole had 4 different gentlemen callers, not at the same time, just prior to finding herself with child. One of the lucky contestants is obviously Madden, two of them have not been named, assuming she knows/remembers them, and the final slot in our foursome is one Mr. Jeff Goldblum, who has obviously proved that yes, Earth girls are easy.
Jeff Goldblum and Nicole Richie having sex? That would be like rubbing two sticks together. I would be afraid they'd catch the sheets on fire. I wouldn't even want to be a fly on the wall, because that would mean I might get thrown in the mix, and that shit ain't happenin'.
We shall see. These things have a way of working themselves out.
