I didn't know that Julia Roberts married Jesus. I also didn't know that Jesus drank Starbucks coffee, but that's what ten years of not attending Mass will do to you.
Also, I thought that it was always Jesus who carried the kids. That's how it was in my picture book Bible, anyway: Jesus, some sheep, a bunch of toddlers at his feet and a few babes in arms and all that. But that was before Bjorns, I guess. The Bjorns kinda ruin the flow of the robe, so I can see where he'd be all like, no way, lady, you carry the kid.
And I'm guessing that he wants his hands free to get first crack at those lattes. Jesus likes lattes. That's in the Gospels, you know.
