Let's see, where to start? Suri? Adorable. Katie? If she wasn't standing next to Tom Cruise I would bet an easy buck that it was actually my mom in the picture. Really. In fact I'm going to call her later, just to make sure she wasn't in Berlin.
Tom Cruise, playfully tugging his daughter through the mud? This is how it starts.
"Come on," I imagine him to say. "Xenu won't bite."
"Noooooooo!!!" Suri would reply. "I don't want to go on the Mothership."
Is Suri talking yet? 'Mothership' might be too big of a word. How about 'rocket' instead?
"Noooooooo!!!" Suri would reply. "I don't want to go on the rocket."
Now, here's where it matters if it's Katie Holmes or my mom standing there. If it's Katie it might play like this:
"Honey, it's okay, there's not really anything in there. Just smile for Daddy."
Whereas my mom would say, "Quit your freakin' bellyaching and get your damn ass on the crazy man's helicopter."
Either way, her cute little shows are getting muddy.
Photo: Celebs and Bubs
