Katie Price, aka Jordan, thinks that "only a certain kind of person could handle (her) knockers" and that certain kind of person is not a baby. Which is to say, Ms. Jordan will not be breastfeeding. "I don't," she says, "want a baby drinking from me."
Which, whatever. If Jordan doesn't want to breastfeed, she can just go ahead and not breastfeed. It's a choice. You might not agree with it - you might vehemently disagree with it - but it's still a choice. Selfish, vain, simple-minded, whatever - it's a choice, and should remain as such. We all might stamp our feet and snort loudly about how women MUST breastfeed unless they are physiologically incapable (and there are some titty-police out there who would deny that this ever happens), but please. What's more problematic: a baby drinking formula or a mother grimacing and whinging in disgust while she nurses her child, thereby setting up said child for a gazillion dollars in future bills for Freudian analysis?
And, really, what's the big deal with swapping a silicone booby for a silicone Avent nipple? At least everyone can be sure of where that Avent nipple's been.
