Freaky, but I swear I'm seeing the image of the Virgin Mary in David Hasselhoff's stomach hairs.
The Hoff is seen here spending a day at the Polaroid Beach House in Malibu, teaching kids how to boogie-board. I'm not sure who the little girl is, but I know it's not Hasselhoff's kid. His daughters, Taylor Ann and Hayley, are teens and gained some notoriety awhile back for filming their drunken dad attempting to eat a cheeseburger off a hotel room carpet. That ninety seconds of film convinced me to never, ever teach my kids how to use the video camera.
I don't want to hate on The Hoff too much here because it looks like he's doing something for charity, so I'll end by saying something nice. David, thanks for keeping your shorts on.
[Source: Pacific Coast News for use on FameCrawler]
