Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen scare the jebus out of me. Really. They have some sort of fish on botox thing going on, and they move in a stride of exaggerated bends and poses that only the most flexible of Gumby dolls could hope to replicate. Then there are the eyes. They stare into you, past your soul and into your wallet. Very frightening.
James Taylor, however, I dig. The guy is a great singer. His look isn't nearly as intimidating. He looks like Robert Duvall on a hunger strike.
His twin boys, Rufus and Henry, just look like fun. They would rather wrestle with each other than make eye-contact with the Olsens. Smart. Besides, they're too young to know Full-House.
Source: Celebrity Moms
