Why couldn't Scary Spice find a nice spice in the singles rack? She could have dated Pepper, he's a spice and a doctor. No, she had to go with freakin' Cumin. This spice guy will make you choke. If nothing else he'll tenderize your duck the way the free masons used to do (I saw that in National Treasure).
Stephen Belafonte has a warrant out for his arrest in New Jersey for killing a duck with a brick. All it did was say "Af-lack!" Considering the location, he may have thought the duck said, "Affleck!" and wanted to make sure they weren't filming a sequel to Jersey Girl. That almost justifies the lunatic behavior. If he had seen J.Lo running up the hill, I would have thrown the brick myself, but alas, that was not the case.
This is the same guy that pulled this stunt, and also has a history of spousal abuse. Suddenly Eddie Murphy looks like Sidney Poitier.
I think I know why they call Melanie Brown 'Scary Spice', it's who she brings home to dinner. Hope they're not serving duck.
