Mindfreak/overall freak, Criss Angel, is denying that he is Brit's new man, which is the smartest thing he's ever done. Would he be an improvement over Ex-Fed, the manny, the kid in the pool (fratboy), or the other kid in the pool (lady assistant)? The wizard (warlock?) says that he and Spears are just friends, you know, like Chandler and Monica, but with much less taste.
Apparently Angel is helping Britney get ready for her "secret" opening of the MTV Video Music Awards. I can only imagine the smoke and mirrors that he will have to employ to make her look sane. Now that would be magic. I wonder if he has a brain hiding up his sleeve.
As you may have guessed, I'm not excited about this. I am something of a realist, and my firm belief is that Britney will wind up doing something to make her situation even more bizarre, which means I'll have to talk about her even more. I don't want to talk about Britney Spears anymore. Her antics make me dizzy and slightly nauseous.
Besides, Criss Angel is freaky. Self-proclaimed even.
Source: The Superficial/MSNBC
