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Charlotte Church Lives in Fear, Wants to Sell You Real Estate

Posted by Whit Honea

nice, spacious, very secure

Charlotte Church is a bit paranoid.  She and Gavin Henson have decided to place a "security ring" around their home to protect themselves, and their pending arrival (it's a baby!), from the paparazzi. They even ordered a 'panic button' in case they fall and can't get up.  It is said that they are also afraid of living out a similar situation as the one faced by Kerry Katona and her family.

Granted, it's better safe than sorry, and one can't be too careful when dealing with the security of one's family, but just because something bad happened to Kerry Katona doesn't mean it's going to happen to you.  Let's face it, Katona's got issues.

Also, are Charlotte and Gavin even that big of targets? Chances are that most of you reading this don't know who she is, and she's the more famous of the two.  What paparazzi are they afraid of?  I couldn't even find a good picture of them.  I had to use this hilarious photoshopped crap that someone made in computer class. It looks like a business card for Realtors. 

prone to hot air balloons

Source: Celebs and Bubs 


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Comments

 

FameCrawler said:

Celebs and Bubs is reporting that Charlotte Church is planning to have a water birth. She is due next month and has bought a birthing pool in preparation. After the baby is born it will make a lovely fountain. I'm a little disappointed, I was hoping

August 21, 2007 2:07 PM
 

FameCrawler said:

I would think that most people are secure enough in a relationship that they don't need to brand

September 1, 2007 2:13 PM
 

FameCrawler said:

Charlotte Church and her kept man Gavin Henson have welcomed their baby girl. Church was planning on

September 22, 2007 1:07 AM

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Whit Honea is a writer and editor in Los Angeles with two great boys and a wife way out of his league.

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