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Aubrey O'Day Says Diddy Didn't...At Least Not the Pregnancy Part

Posted by BadKitty

Man, everyone's got a rumor about Diddy these days! Latest one: Danity Kane "performer" Aubrey O'Day put on some weight around the same time that "everyone" knew she was getting it on with Diddy. (Would that be while his erstwhile not-wife Kim Porter was giving birth to their twins? That time? Nice.) Before anyone breaks a nail doing remedial gossip math to determine her due date, Aubrey already denied that he made her pregnant. No word on whether he makes her horny.

God, I hate how negative people can be! Maybe there's a happy story. Maybe she just kicked a wicked crystal meth habit. Maybe she decided that life is short and carbs taste good. Maybe she twisted her neck ankle having sex with Diddy in the back of a limo and couldn't work out for a few weeks. Why does it a little weight gain always have to be an out of wedlock baby? How about a little kindness, people, a little benefit of the doubt for a working girl.

Also, Diddy's in Ibiza doing Sienna Miller now, and if a slutty b-list blond is gonna get knocked up, she's just the 'ho to make it happen. Think of how cute she'll look with a little weight gain. Hooray, topless pregnancy boobs for everyone to see!

Source: Celebs and Bubs 


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