It was over before it started. Nicole Richie checked into jail for what was to be 4 days of reflection and soul-searching, and she checked out 82 minutes later. Apparently the mirror was fine and her feet feel good. I hope this doesn't mean she won't be responding to my letter. I want to frame it right next to the one her friend sent me.
I wonder if this is going to be one of those Paris deals, where she was released quickly only to be forced back amid the crying and the shame. I doubt it, but still, I wouldn't get too comfortable Nicole. On the bright side, Paris got all kinds of cupcakes and stuff while she was holed up in her compound.
What's the ETA on Danny Bonaduce delivering a fruit basket?