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Bump Watch: Halle Berry, Stop Lying To Me

Posted by sweatpantsmom

Before you start getting all up in my grill, that isn't Halle Berry's pregnancy EPT stick that I took out of her trash.  I've got a little more integrity than that.  Besides, the last time I was digging around in there all I found were some torn Catwoman tights and a picture of Eric Benet with his eyes cut out.

But this picture is further proof that Halle is pregnant - just look at her in the second most popular pose of the pregnant celebrity woman, the 'Cradling The Bump of Life' pose.

For those of you who don't know, first on the list of most popular pregnant poses is the 'Awkwardly and Inexplicably Holding My Bag In Front of My Stomach' pose, which coincidentally Halle was caught doing earlier this week

 

So Halle  - girl, just break the news already.  Don't make me come over there and dig in your trash. 

 

[photos: X17, imnotobsessed.com] 


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Comments

 

S said:

I concur with you about Halle. You should look at her pic in In Touch Weekly.

August 24, 2007 11:48 AM
 

Why are you obsessed? said:

Why are you so obsessed whether or not Halle Berry is pregnant? No one really gave a crap when the rumors flew when she was dating Michael Ealy so why should people really give a hoot now regardless of what she has said on Oprah or in the press this past Spring if she is pregnant or not by some model who may or may not really be gay or bisexual in actuality and has been fooling us all for almost two years.

What real man would let himself be a trained seal for a selfish self-centered person who never takes responsibility and always blames others for her unhappiness? That should be the real question not the Internet obsession whether or not she is pregnant or not by some flaming White dude.

August 24, 2007 3:13 PM
 

S said:

^ What the heck? Stop being so judgement.

August 24, 2007 4:27 PM
 

Lolita said:

her legs are fatter

very part of a woman's body get fatter when pregnant

she probably has had miscarriages and she will announce when the baby is delivered that she was pregnant  ha ha

August 25, 2007 10:27 AM
 

Lolita said:

sweatpantsmom

How are you able to dig through Halle's trash? you must be just joking.

I do have her exact residenial address it wasn't very hard to find on the internet using Zillow.com

Keep on posting Halle reports, they are amuzing

Your are so right Hale is liying to the public thinking we are so stupid, but the real stupid on here is Halle

Pictures do not lie

Thanks

Lolita

August 26, 2007 6:02 AM
 

Lolita aka ittakes1toknow1? said:

Hey Lolita---RU itakes1toknow1--the woman that is soooo obsessed on Halle's imdb.com board who's always bashing her from the pregnancy rumors/Aubry/Michael Ealy to her mental state to where she lives etc.?

While SPM's posts are amusing, you really need to get a life and stop bashing her all over the Internet.

August 26, 2007 10:42 AM
 

Lola said:

"Why are you obsessed" come is that you eric benet?

You need to stop posting on the halle forums, i mean i know you dont have a job and all now and you are still bitter about the press you got after the breakup but you need to let it go man.

Just wish your ex wife good luck with the baby and keep it moving and smile.

August 26, 2007 10:44 AM
 

To Lola said:

No I posted the why obsessed post on this blog just as a joke because of all the blogs swearing the woman is definitely pregnant this time--she could be and good for her. No I am not Eric Benet--while the dude may not be steadily employed which may be in question--I really don't think he's posting on the Halle forums seriously and from what I gather is getting on with his life. I know several people who had been doing a lot of the postings as an immature prank who are actually taking the rumors and her relationship with Aubry--on justjared and other sites just to stir things up.

August 26, 2007 12:21 PM
 

more for Lolita etal said:

more for you Lolita--as for your post on Halle's message board that she's doing the pregnancy rumors as a publicity stunt since TWLITF is coming out in October where she is in an IR marriage (which isn't the theme of the movie)and has kids. Seriously, doubt it.

In fact, it would be bad publicity for her and the movie regardless of her media claims of wanting a family for her to do it as a publicity stunt whether she is, isn't or will ever be pregnant especially since she has a movie coming out. If she really was/is than I really do think should would honestly acknowledge it she has been so vocal on the subject. If she's not I don't think the baggy baby doll clothes, covering her stomach etc. are helping matters even if her manager issued a statement.

I find it humorous that posters would actually think Eric would post on the Halle forums. I think he has better things to do with his time than bashing Halle--both seem to have gone on with their lives.

As for whyobessed's comments give it a rest even in jest the nature of their relationship, his orientation, etc belongs more on bossip or d-listed, please--why waste the energy of posting.

August 26, 2007 12:37 PM
 

jeni said:

Lola or should I say Halle is that you? Still bashing the ex? Let it go child...get on with your life.

August 26, 2007 2:40 PM
 

Halle B said:

All of you, leave me alone

August 26, 2007 6:00 PM
 

halle/poser, lolita, lola said:

Halle/poser--if you don't want people to comment on any aspect of your private life and quit adding to the situation just to get the publicity or getting what you want at any cost regardless of the parties involved because your only doing what's familiar to you and are afraid to be alone and work on your demons.

Lolita--agree w/the other poster with you obsession of wanting  her to fall from grace and harm come to her. Think I have seen some of your posts too. Didn't you once post the question on Halle's imdb.com message board last year or so under silly question (more like a dumbass one)how easy it would be to find out her home address and go up to her door. Sounds like potential stalker material to me?

Lola--love the 'Eric is that you' post think I have seen your posts on other threads. LMAOROTF--thanks for the yuck-yuck.

August 30, 2007 1:09 PM
 

Elaine said:

no puede tenr hijos porq tienes diavetes.y a abortado varias veces, de una admiradora adolescente muy parecida.

September 3, 2007 5:39 PM

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