Now Kelly Preston wants to get with child. Did she whisper this in a husky, lust filled voice to husband John Travolta over Bartles and Jaymes Fuzzy Navel wine coolers? No. They announced it together to People magazine. At a Narconon Rehab fundraiser. Mmm, sexy.
There's only one reason for telling the world that you're planning some unprotected sex, and that's if you're shopping for someone else to provide that unprotected sex. Someone with a proven record of making girls pregnant the "old fashioned" way that involves genital contact.
My first thought for these two was Diddy, because we've been talking a lot about his baby making ways. But maybe I'm being too narrow in my focus. What if we opened it up to other proven sperminators? What if we considered a certain much maligned but now lionized singer/dancer/actor/performer...Yes. I'm talking about Fed-ex. Look, we know he can deliver. And it's not like the Travoltas would be using People as a pimp if they could just borrow William Mapother, right?
Can't you hear him saying, "No charge for the ladies!"
Source: People
