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Tabloid Round Up: Christian Castro es el Tom-o Brady-o

Posted by Whit Honea

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Yo se. Yo se. Tom Brady didn't leave Bridget when she was 5 months pregnant and already had a two-year-old daughter, but he was the only guy I could think of whose name I could say in Spanish.

Christian Castro, however, did do that stuff.  Don't worry, I don't know who he is either. PEOPLE EN ESPAÑOL knows who he is though, and they are reporting that Christian, a Mexican singer, claims "I just want to be free."  Oh, well then go, Christian, vamanos.  I'm sure your pregnant wife, Valeria Liberman, who just days earlier told the world you are an "attentive and passionate husband" understands completely.  Your two-year-old, Simone, she knows you'll visit, eventually.  It's all good Castro, be free. Don't let the door hit 'ya!

Man, this guy makes Tom Brady look like Mike Brady. Sorry I got you into this, Tom.


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