I wish I knew how to quit him. I'm all broke up about the talk that hottie-on-a-stick Jake Gyllenhaal, who has dodged rumors before that he is gay, has been dating actor Austin Nichols for years and the two are expecting a baby together through a surrogate. I'm trying to look on the bright side - at least now I know he didn't reject me because my boobs weren't big enough
Proof of this illicit love is an apparent arrest on record at the West Hollywood sheriff's station, where Gyllenhal and Nichols were brought after being caught in a compromising position in their SUV behind a Chinese restaurant on Sunset Boulevard
Hey - you call this proof? Since when is it gay for two men to spend time in their vehicle in an alley, naked, and giving each other back rubs after a heaping helping of moo goo gai pan? Jake, I'm still waiting for you.
