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Crimes Against Nature: Paris Hilton Prepares To Have a Baby Next Year

Posted by sweatpantsmom

I remember when I was little and watching a show on how mice sometimes ate their babies.  I recall thinking how sad that was! How painful that must be! And if that continued there sure as hell wouldn't be any rodents left to test my shampoo and cosmetics on!  I felt bad for all the unborn baby mice and the fate that awaited them at the hands of their mothers.

Funny, I felt the same way when I saw this story: 

Paris Hilton, who last scared us by her close proximity to a small helpless creature and previous threats to procreate, now says that she hopes to become a mother by next year and is getting psyched-up to get knocked-up. The mother mouse - uh, I mean heiress - tells Elle Magazine "I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready."  And Paris, while you're preparing don't forget the nest made from twigs and dryer lint.

Check out what Karen Rani has to say about Paris' latest accessory on Drool.icio.us
 


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September 5, 2007 9:05 AM
 

Autumn said:

Gee, I guess she is going to start the step down program to get off the drugs and booze so she can menstruate again.  I wonder who the lucky Lotto winner will be that gets to donate to make this "baby"?  

September 5, 2007 2:43 PM
 

AllisonWonder said:

So much for Darwin's theory... this is NOT going to improve the gene pool, folks!

September 6, 2007 7:59 AM

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