Professional skinny bitch Keira Knightley recently sent a salvo over the heads of slutty bitches like Britney and Paris and Lindsay. In Keira's opinion, paparazzi photos of these panty-free girls prove that the stars are just like regular folk, only cheaper and trampier.

When Britney was asked for a comment, she feigned ignorance of Keira's existence. The reporter explained that Keira was a big movie star, and Britney replied, "Oh, she probably needs the publicity."

Just for a minute there, Britney seemed sort of savvy, didn't she? Then it all slipped away again in a cloud of cigarette smoke and bad skin. And those damn ripped up fishnets. God, she makes enough to buy a new pair every day. There is no reason to keep pulling those out except for sheer perversity. Or because she's a slut.

Source: Gossip Girls