Expectant mum Helena Bonham Carter looking lovely and well-put-together at the Venice Film Festival. This photo was taken the night of the premier of husband Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas 3D. Doesn't she look pleased to have her photo taken!
Inside Helena's head, the some thoughts are flowing fast and furious:
Bugger all you photogs anyway...yes, fine, yes, I'll take off my damn sunglasses...but I'll not smile. Don't ask. I'm not Posh.
I hope bloody US Weekly and their cage of critics is chuffed to see me in a boring dress. And I have hardly any rats in my hair, even though it would have been perfect to bring the full nest out for Tim tonight...
Crickey I'm hungry. I'm always hungry. And hot. This weather is the limit. And the smell of those canals!
I'm very hungry. I could eat that lady's bag. Or that one's hat, over there on the left.
Hmm, I would wear that bag as a hat, bash the woman with the hat made of a hat and eat whatever is in her bag. Now I just need a distraction. If only I was wearing one of my good dresses! With the pockets! Then it would be easy.
Oh, you. I can tell you have food, you look like a food hoarder. All your Snickers is belong to Mamma! Yummers!
Source: Celebs and Bubs
