She also has some fugly boots and a lack of pants, but that doesn't fit to the tune (Beck- I've got two tables and a microphone. I know it will be in your head all day. You're welcome.)
Britney Spears finally confirmed what we've all suspected. The girl has a lot of baggage. What do you want to bet that at least one of those purses is filled with smokes and chalupas? I hope so, I'd hate to think she stuffed Sean and Jayden in there.
Everyone and their mother has ran the story that Brit is indeed opening the Video Music Awards this weekend. I know she's supposed to do it, but I won't believe it until the lights dim and I see her on stage lip syncing, "It's Britney, bitches."
Even then I'll be making sure it's not a Mindfreak illusion.
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