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Foxy Brown Not Sly or Quick, Just Pregnant and Sentenced to 1 Year in Jail

Posted by Whit Honea

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Foxy Brown has just been sentenced to one year in prison for violating her probation.  This means that she will give birth in jail. Eat that Nicole Richie!  She has been in a cell on Riker's Island for the past two weeks and will remain there for the rest of her sentence, barring an early release as celebrities are oft prone to receive.

The bad news for Brown, in addition to the above, is that even if she only served her time under NRM (Nicole Richie Math- divide 365 by 4, carry the one, factor in x= 82 minutes, and eat a pi) she was also indicted in today for bashing a woman's head with her BlackBerry (I'm just glad it wasn't an iPhone)  She is also facing assault charges in Florida where she allegedly spat on and threw hair glue at an employee of a beauty salon. Judging by Foxy's hair I assume she was just walking by the store, apparently sniffing said glue (I'm just guessing).

Crazy gets around. 

 

Photo: PW 

 
 


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FameCrawler said:

Oh Foxy, you sly, crazy, tease. Did you think pretending to be pregnant would get you a shorter jail-sentence? Well, I can't blame you for thinking that, but still, pretending to be pregnant is only acceptable in hopes of trapping a man...

September 12, 2007 6:46 PM

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Whit Honea is a writer and editor in Los Angeles with two great boys and a wife way out of his league.

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