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Game On: Angelina Jolie and Britney Spears in the Battle of the Big White Purses

Posted by sweatpantsmom

Who would win this one? In one corner, Angelina Jolie and badass Zahara with their matching Valentino bags. In the other corner, Britney Spears palming a Frappuccino and two Versace bags. Welcome to Celebrity Smackdown, Handbag Edition!

Sure, Britney's bag is more expensive ($1900 to Angie's measly $1700 - yes, that's dollars, people). But let's let the contents decide: Angelina's bag is filled with passports, gluten-free breath mints, a jewel encrusted pacifier, pictures of Brad, organic-cotton tampons, Mother Theresa's biography and a pen she accidentally stole from the United Nations.  Britney's is stuffed with a family-pak of Cheetos and a liter of Mountain Dew. 

Too easy! Like any kid, once Zahara gets a whiff of that purse-full of snacks, she'll be yelling Gimme More!  Advantage Britney! 

 

[photos: INFphoto.com / Jezebel]


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Comments

 

Autumn said:

They get those things free.  I bet Angelina sells hers to fund more humanitarian projects once she is finished with them.  Britney has to throw hers out once she or one of her kids pukes in them.  

September 9, 2007 8:00 PM

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