Unless you've been living under a rock you know by now that Britney Spears is set to open the MTV Video Music Awards tonight in Vegas. Not that Kanye West gives a crap. No matter - Britney's been hanging out with new BFF Diddy. Talk about being a bad influence! I'm talking about Britney, not Diddy.
I'm going to break rank here and actually wish Britney well tonight. While sons Sean and Jayden are knocking back Cokes and watching the show with their nannies, I hope Britney gets up on stage with a decent weave, keeps her clothes on and lip-synchs her heart out. At least her kids will know that mommy gets paid for something other than going out for coffee and flashing her muffin.
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