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Nicole Richie and the Emperor's New Cookbook

Posted by Whit Honea

you won't find this recipe in the book 

If this makes money I'm going to move to Siberia.  Publicist Robin Smith thinks that she has a great idea, the Nicole Richie Cookbook based on all of the foods that Nicole is famous for looking at eating.

Yes, the pages are blank.  Just thinking about it makes me, um, not hungry.

“We all can see that Nicole isn’t eating very much, so a book full of recipes would be misleading and deceptive advertising,” said Smith.  “With over 60 percent of Americans either overweight or obese, and so much pressure to be thin at all costs, I wanted to make people laugh.”

Sure, it's funny, in a two-second joke at the water-cooler sort of way, but would you pay money for this?

 

Photo: Celebritdiot 


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