Guy Ritchie looks pretty nervous in this picture. Any guesses why?
If you guessed, "Because Madonna just purchased a giant Purple Penetrator and means to use it," you'd be correct.
Anybody who ever doubted that it's Madonna who wears the strap-on pants in that family should now just accept the truth: Guy Ritchie is Madonna's bitch. I'm willing to bet that if she could impregnate him with that thing, she would. But that would get in the way of saving the world through untrammeled adoption, so maybe not. Still, she probably grabs him with those man-hands of hers and makes him call her Daddy. Messed up? Sure. But is it any more messed up than humping Vanilla Ice? I thought not.
(photo credit - JustJared)
