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Paris Hilton Wants to Adopt 4 Girls: Pretty(ish) Orphans Only

Posted by Whit Honea

future mom of the year? 

By now we've all heard that the end of times is upon us, meaning Paris Hilton wants to be a mom, and pronto. She is supposedly getting her body in shape for pregnancy, you know lots of dancing and Red Bull. Her desire to be a mom, however, does not end there.  When Paris sets her mind to something she does it.  Right?  I'm sure she's done something.

According to TWN, she wants to adopt 4 little blond daughters, little versions of her from the orphanages of the world, saying she wants “mini versions of me.”

Adopting from Sweden, Switzerland and Denmark hasn't been done yet, by Brangelina or Madonna or any of the more popular adopters of our time. Paris may be a trend-setter in aiding the children of the worlds most affluent countries.  I can just see them, sashaying down Robertson Blvd. like the Children of the Corn on some possessed shopping spree.

 

“Paris has been saying, ‘You don’t need a husband to have babies.’ There are babies in orphanages around the world, and she’s hoping to find four girls with blonde hair and pretty eye{s} to whom to give the Hilton name,”  their source claims.

 

“She’s been telling people, ‘I want a brood of little mini versions of me. I’ll raise them to be the most famous women in the world.’” Like her?  I hope that in 20 years there are still enough drugs and loose men to make that happen.

 

Photo: Celebutopia 

 
 

 



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Comments

 

Autumn said:

I had no idea the mentally retarded were even allowed to adopt.

September 13, 2007 2:44 PM
 

FameCrawler said:

Paris Hilton wants to set the record straight - she won't be adopting four blonde babies . "That's retarded," she says. That's hot, say the rest of us. We're relieved - who knows where she was planning on getting those four blonde

September 17, 2007 11:13 AM

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