The latest on the tragic, tragic trainwreck that is Britney Spears:
The troubled singer has been BANNED from LA’s exclusive Chateau Marmont hotel after a string of complaints over her oddball behaviour.
The Toxic star came under the management spotlight after reports she was “acting weird”.
And it seems “acting weird” doesn’t begin to describe her latest act of lunacy, which saw Britney stunning fellow diners in the posh hotel restaurant by smearing a plate of top-notch food over her FACE.
Horrified guests were understandably outraged and demanded the management kick her out for good.
A source said: “The diners were disgusted. You wouldn’t expect that from a teenager in a fast-food joint.
“Royalty have dined in this restaurant. Her behaviour was totally unacceptable.”
No word on whether she was wearing underpants at the time, but I think that we can safely bet no. And I think that we can also safely bet that K-Fed's custody lawyers are already planning victory celebrations.
At the Chateau Marmont, no doubt.
