Nicole Richie is discovering that pregnancy sometimes compels women to give up the things that they love, like vodka diets and DUIs and Vicodin. And, also, pussies. A pussy, everyone knows, isn't always a woman's best friend during pregnancy. Nicole has just figured this out, so she's giving up her pussy for the duration of her pregnancy.
At least, that's my guess. It's possible that she's giving up her pussy for now because pregnancy has just put her off her pussy and everything pussy-related, and not because of fears that her pussy might be toxic. I just hope that she doesn't expect her relationship with her pussy to be the same after she gives birth. If she thinks that she doesn't want anything to do with her pussy now, just wait until she's recovering from childbirth. The last thing one wants to do after giving birth is tend to one's pussy. Things are just never the same, really.
No word on how Joel is taking this. Not well, probably. I don't know anything about it, but I'm willing to bet that he liked that pussy.
Oh well. So it goes.
