It's been a rough couple of weeks for Britney. Public humiliation. Private humilliation. Getting fired by her lawyer. And her manager. Losing the kids.
But just when you thought that it couldn't possibly get any worse, Britney has, according to 'reliable sources,' announced that she's going to make a change in her life that will turn things around: she's only going to date women from now on.
She knows that Madonna's married, I hope. That could get embarassing, if Britney starts sending flowers and shit in the hopes of rekindling those sparks from few years back. Then again, you never know. Guy doesn't exactly seem to be man enough for Madge these days. Britney could maybe give him a run for his money, especially if she loses the weave and keeps going commando.
Not sure how well this will serve her efforts to get her kids back, though.
