Five years ago the good people at Playboy offered Britney Spears two-million dollars to pose in their magazine. Flash forward two kids, 30 pounds, a shaved head and an internet full of her free vajayjay, and Hef and crew are once again courting Ms. Spears, albeit for a much lower price. They offered her $400,000. She asked for seven figures, they asked for her old figure. Bottom-line, it ain't gonna happen.
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