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Britney No Bunny

Posted by Whit Honea

this could have been yours 

Five years ago the good people at Playboy offered Britney Spears two-million dollars to pose in their magazine.  Flash forward two kids, 30 pounds, a shaved head and an internet full of her free vajayjay, and Hef and crew are once again courting Ms. Spears, albeit for a much lower price.  They offered her $400,000.  She asked for seven figures, they asked for her old figure.  Bottom-line, it ain't gonna happen.

This is good, right? 

 

Photo: Hilary 

 


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About Whit Honea

Whit Honea is a writer and editor in Los Angeles with two great boys and a wife way out of his league.

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