Wow. That would make her, like, practically a virgin.
If it were true. Which, ha.
Let's do some counting. Angie cites Jonny Lee Miller, Billy Bob, Brad and some "nameless man" as her four. But if you factor in her own reports a few years back of casual sex with male friends and arranging hotel encounters with lovers so as to keep her sex life separate from her family life as a single mom, you gotta figure that the number is much, much higher than four. And I know that she's not counting those bisexual relationships, like the one with Jenny Shimura, but keeping those off of the tally kind of skews the result, don't you think? Oh yeah, I've only ever had sex with four different people - not counting the ones whose names I can't remember, and also not counting the half-dozen women that I went down on.
We believe you, Angie, we really do. Now, where's that bridge you wanted to sell us?
