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River Breaks Free, Makes Run for It

Posted by Whit Honea

That's freedom, bitches!

That little bald guy is Mr. River Russell Deary.  Perhaps you didn't recognize him sans the sling.  Plus, Keri hasn't shaved in a week.  This is called incognito.   

As you can see, River is breaking free, and the man in the photo (It isn't really Keri, you sillies) is his dad and obvious pawn Shane Deary.  River is using some sort of mind-control and marching Shane, focused as ever, to some secret destination.

If they're going to Starbucks they better get something for Mom, or they're both in trouble.

Photo: Celebrity Baby Scoop 


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November 10, 2007 8:36 AM

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Whit Honea is a writer and editor in Los Angeles with two great boys and a wife way out of his league.

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