J-Lo Denies Pregnancy; In Other News, A Giant Pink Pig Just Flew Past My Window
The giant pink pig was more believable. Something about the flap of his little pink wings just convinced me.
J-Lo, on the other hand, doesn’t have me convinced at all. The ugly clothes, the crazy diet, the not dancing… all signs point to pregnant.
And when she issues a coy denial, saying no, no while smiling secretively and sipping water, well, I’m just going to take that as a confirmation. She’s pregnant. She is definitely, definitely pregnant.
How fantastic is this? Had we not been given the media stunt that was the denial of this pregnancy, it might be even more wonderful.