
I heard she showed up for her first class with a gallon of vodka and yelled to the teacher, "I'm a vessel for learning!"
Actually, Nicole Richie has signed up for an 18-month anti-drinking course which is for people who have had more than one DUI conviction during a 7-year period. Last year Richie was arrested for driving the wrong way on the freeway and sentenced to four days in jail. She was previously convicted of DUI in 2003.
As you remember, Richie, who is six-months pregnant with boyfriend Joel Madden, only served 83 minutes of her jail time. Let's see how long she'll last in Alcohol Ed before she gets suspended for coming to class with a flask. Or Joel.
[photo: People.com]