According to Slate magazine a couple from the country of Malawi has completed the paperwork required to adopt Sean Preston
Federline and Jayden James Federline. This follows Britney Spears losing custody of the children earlier this week.
The couple sited the tragic VMA appearance and the numerous appearances of Spears' va-jay-jay as the grounds for their concern, "In our country, a good mother does not show her business to the
press. It is very bad luck.
"We could not allow innocent children to live
under such horrific conditions anymore," they explained. "The Third
World can no longer turn a blind eye to the tragedy affecting so many
U.S. celebrity children."
When contacted Kevin Federline replied by supposedly saying, "I am the father of Sean Preston and Jayden
James, who have been adopted. I am very happy because, as you can see,
there is spiritual poverty in this village, and I know they will be
very well looked after in Malawi. Peace out!"
Apparently the adopting couple is not content with helping just two neglected children and have hopes of creating their own coalition of rainbow families. "After learning that there are thousands of biological celebrity
'orphans' in Hollywood, it is our wish to open up our hut and help them
escape a life of extreme affluence, hardship, and in many cases,
Scientology." They have set up a facility in L.A. to aid other couples that have come from Afghanistan, Cambodia, China, Ethiopia,
Iran, Iraq, Mongolia, North Korea, Vietnam, and other countries that
can offer children a better life.
It's funny because it's true. Well, it's not true, it's a joke, but you get the idea.
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