Well why not? She makes it SO easy. In the last little whilte, she's missed her kids visitation, had coffee thrown at her car, re-joined Kabbalah, been defended by Sinead O'Connor, had PETA on her tail, had a sex-tape nearly released (BARF! GAG! BLECH!) accused of child abuse, and been criticized for pole dancing in her latest video. But we know you can't get enough of her, so here's more:
That missed visit? It was pre-faced by Britney's request to have the supervised visit at the Beverly Wiltshire hotel, at which point, K-Fed's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplin went ballistic and felt it was appropriate for the parenting coach to counsel Britney on how to take care of her kids at home -- not at a hotel.
Another media stunt? Likely.
At 2 a.m. Thursday morning, Britney gave up her dream of a hotel visit and went home. The visit was scheduled for 10 a.m. Thursday, and the boys waited at the gate to Britney's home for 45 minutes before giving up. How sad.
Later Thursday, Britney was spotted shopping with newest BFF J.R.Rotem and causing yet another media frenzy, and later moved on to the recording studio.
While we all wait to see what this young mother of two will do next, those little boys suffer at the hands of their selfish mother, and I for one, would really love to throttle her. What a douchebag.
