I can't do justice to the level of stupidity that is Elisabeth Hasselbeck any better than HBM already did. However, I may be able to shed a little light on why she used the middle of a totally unrelated segment of The View to perform her one-woman play, The I Hate Vaginas Monologue.
You may recall that in a moment of Coulteresque whimsy Hasselbeck started sprouting off about why women get abortions. Yes, they're superficial. You probably already knew that.
While I couldn't find anyone in the world to support her theory, I was able to locate someone that might clear things up a bit. You see, Sarah Silverman knows what Hasselbeck meant, abortions aren't "superficial" they're just plain ol' super!
This video may be offensive to you. Yes, I'm talking to you Elisabeth.