Boston Red Sox GM Theo Epstein, 33 (WTF? I don't know anyone under 35 that can GM a McDonald's) has announced, sort of, that he and his wife Marie are expecting. It's nice to know that Epstein will have some good news this fall.
See, that last line was a bitter stab with my jealousy knife. It's made of broken bat splinters with a lovely ivory (fake) handle that I drew a Yankees symbol on with a blue Sharpie. It's basically a shank.
Photo: Boston
