Did Diddy do it? Diddy did it! DNA tests proved that Diddy did father a child with Atlanta resident Sarah Chapman, and the hip-hopper has finally agreed to financially support their daughter, 15-month-old Chance. Chance was born just a few months before the birth of his twins, who he fathered with longtime girlfriend Kim Porter. Are you following this? That Diddy is a busy guy. When does he sleep? We're starting to get a picture of where, but when?
To add to his plate, Diddy is being sued by NYC nightclub promoter James Waldon, who claims that he was punched, kicked and chased around a club by Diddy's bodyguards, resulting in "bruises, contusions, lacerations ... and injuries to his mouth and his teeth." What did Waldon do to deserve this ass kicking? According to him, he attempted to say, "Hi" to Diddy, which resulted in PuffDaddyDiddyCombs ordering his goons to forcibly remove Waldon from the club. I heard the poor guy didn't even get to finish his wine cooler.
The moral of this story is, don't hang out with Diddy. You just might wake up the next morning and find that you're carrying his baby or have had the crap beaten out of you. I'm not sure which one is worse.
[photo: US Magazine]
