The Blackout indeed. I couldn't think of a more fitting title for this album, except maybe, The Trainwreck. I wonder if Britney's "people" helped her name it and are all snickering behind her back.
People.com has the exclusive on the cover art for Britney's new album and it isn't what Fox News was reporting, which I thought looked like an old picture anyway. Here's the cover:
The song list is out too, (not this, but some are there) but only 12 songs? Seems like Underachiever Spears is at it again.
Some of the song titles really interested us here at FC:
1. Gimme More - More what Babygirl, Cheetos?
2. Piece of Me - Honey, we've seen MORE than enough of you!
3. Radar - That's what your car gives off every time you go anywhere - directly to the paparazzi.
4. Break The Ice - Nice meth reference honey. Think we don't speculate on how you dropped all that weight?
5. Heaven On Earth - Hyde? Paris Hilton's Vagina? J.R. Rotem's Armpit? Oh wait, Taco Bell!
6. Get Naked (I Got A Plan) - You got a plan? I bet it doesn't include panties, sugarpants.
7. Freakshow - This one is about K-Fart, right? Projecting much, Darlin'?
8. Toy Soldier - You realize Eminem wrote this song already, right sweetie?
9. Hot As Ice - Yet another meth reference? We GET it honey, you're not fat anymore.
10.Ooh Ooh Baby - The visual from this title makes me want to scrub vigorously
11.Perfect Lover - See #10
12. Why Should I Be Sad - Because your life is in the toilet and clearly, no one has told you yet.
The album is set to release early on October 30th, because of several leaks to the internet. There's also talk of the young mother going on tour. I'd type more but I've rolled my eyes so many times over Britney that they are permanently fixated to my frontal lobe.
